More like 'Caution, watch these dance moves!'

It is currently 6:40 here in good old Santiago, it is 2:40 where you are (unless you’re not, then it’s probably 3:40. I will now ramble on about my southern adventures. Now this next photo has 3 different but all disappointing things in it… we’ll let you see if you can find them.

Good Good… There’s the smashed knees… The Mini water ‘thing’… And… That’s right, the empty bag of Penguin ‘gumie tummies’. The gigantic ‘bull’ of a woman that sat in front of me would not put her seatback up, even after a polite asking, so, she gets to get made fun of. Lady in front of me… you made me regret being a human being for exactly 9 hours, it is my hope that you get stuck in the back of the plane from now on.

And now to item number 2 the small container to the right of my smashed knees in the seat back pocket. “excuse me miss, may I have some water?” and that small 2 oz container was her response. For those of you that I have not met in person, I am not a little boy. Along with 2 more of those water shots, I ended up requesting a total of 7 Cran-apple juice cans. This was the largest form of liquid they would give me for some reason.

The third item. The empty bag of gummies, as my single source of food that I brought along with me It was definitely a disappointment when the last small penguin shaped gummy dissolved in my mouth.

That’s enough about that, why couldn’t the airlines be as super awesome as the Taxis. Nothing like a Yakima rack, and some pocket string to hold my bike on. It worked great.


I shared a taxi with the girl walking through the frame of my photo, it cost around $30 for a 17 mile trip. Pretty good if you ask me. The hotel is really nice, 4 stars and all, they even have toilet paper cozies.

They also had these: the problem:

And these: the solution:

More will follow...